BLUNT•INK luxury cardstock + real handwriting

Handwritten. Unfiltered. Unforgettable.

We don’t print nice lies. We handwrite the truth — beautifully, painfully, on dangerously good paper.

Real humans. Real ink. Museum-grade cardstock. High chance of being remembered forever.
Another year closer to death. Congrats.
Censor Mode is ON. You’re not ready.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
TRY NOT TO RUIN IT.
Handwritten by a real person • No fonts • No mercy
Personal note (handwritten)
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Ships in 24–48h • Arrives like a problem

How it works

1) You choose the vibe
Brutal. Dark. Dangerous. No-sorry. We translate your intent into something unforgettable.
2) We handwrite it
A real human writes it with real ink. Imperfections included. That’s the point.
3) We mail it
Arrives like a truth grenade… wrapped in luxury paper.

Examples (rotate in the hero)

“I thought about being nice. This is better.”
“Happy Birthday. Lower your expectations.”
“Congrats on surviving another year of you.”
“You’re not old. You’re just… historically relevant.”